Everyone just wants the Colan-D

Everyone just wants the Colan-D

Lizzy Pasta Colandene: now with more cumberbabe.

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nagitos:

unit-r34:

nagitos:

i taped a dorito to my 3ds

whY DOSE THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I DONT UNDERSTANDIS THERE A PUN OR AN INSIDE JOKE IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHING

NO IT’S LITERALLY JUST A DORITO TAPED TO MY 3DS THATS IT THERES NO JOKE HERE

theuppitynegras:

youngbadmanbrown:

searchingforknowledge:

amuseoffirebane:

newvagabond:

Making a separate post of this because IT’S NOT TRUE, NOOO, STAWP SPREADING ITTTT.
Don’t mean to hijack a post to say NO U R WRONG but I keep seeing this post and that’s not what the song is about.
It’s calling the MEN the dogs because they’re running around panting and woofing at women.
“I heard a woman shout out—who let the dogs out?”

Then we see women as dog-catchers.

And a dog jumping up trying to get on a lady.
“Get back cruffy, back scruffy,
Get back you flea infested mongrel”
Is meant to be a woman telling a dog (a guy) to leave her alone.
Then there’s “to any girls callin’ them canine”. Clearly the women are calling the men dogs here.
“Say, a doggy is nuttin’ if he don’ have a bone” HE. Doggy is nuttin’ if HE. “Well, if I am a dog, the party is on
I gotta get my groove ‘cause my mind done gone”Dude’s acknowledging that he may be one of those guys at parties/clubs.
“Me and my white short shorts
And I can’t see color, any color will do
I’ll stick on you, that’s why they call me ‘Pit bull’”
He can’t see color, HE is the dog.
So don’t be crushed. It’s a song about guys acknowledging that other guys can be brazen and annoying when hitting on women when they just wanna have a ball at the club and dance.

OH THANK GOODNESS

THANK GOODNESS

wait
did the baha-men really make a hit song addressing the harassment of women?

well check y’all out

fawun:

If everyone thought like this, it would change the world.

geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes